If Carrie Muskat Were Sitting right here
It's hard to say what I'd do.......I have only two questions.... How did she get this job? and who deals his drugs? cause I want that number
Why do people even email her? its not like she's going to say anything that hendry or dusty wouldn't say. Hell, i'd rather have a dusty mailbag, at least then we'd have to translate some of his
"it is what it is"'s. or "you can't teach fundementals". Why even have a mailbag if you're going to have such rousing q & a's as:
If Matt Murton can provide a 20-homer season and Jacque Jones adds 30, will the Cubs have enough power to lead the National League in home runs?
-- Nick R., Maryville, Tenn.
The Cubs would rather lead the National League in wins, pitching and defense than home runs.That's her answer to THAT question? Yes, I know its a stupid question, but that answer doesn't even come close to answering a similar question. Had the reader just said "enough power", would she have answered it the same way? Dude wanted to know if the Cubs are content with what they have power-wise. Is she so chicken- sh*t about offending dusty or hendry, that she she has to call the writer on some f**ing technicality instead of discussing a real concern like a real person.
Why don't the cubs just hire Bush's bitch McClellan, even he gives less assinine answers. I know I'm just complaining about nothing right now, but its February, what the hell else do we have to do. Cubs.Com should ditch The Mailbag before Carrie Muskat's brain turns to total mush. (have I mentioned I hate february?) Here's to hoping Carrie Muskat and Joe Buck elope to alaka just before Russia tries to reclaim it. cause you know that's gonna happen soon.