Too much to ask?

So here we are in the third annual Wood/ Prior spring trainging watch. I know I've harped on this Muskat chick having to be the Cubs mouthpiece, but seriously, how can you put a positive spin on prior throwing his first 20 pitches off a mound since Sept. (But she found a way)

I guess I need Mark or Dusty to draw me some sort of diagram that demonstrates the effect of a respritory infection in september on the throwing arm. I've had pneumonia lots of times,and though I'm not a big league pitcher, my arm never hurt once. Hmm, go figure. So like I said up top, is it too much to ask to go thrugh a spring where we're actually sure of what the starting rotation will look like on opening day? Can someone please explain why, with sosa's money off the books, one of Milwood, Morris, Garland, vasquez or Loiza didn't even get a sniff from Hendry?

Below is a fun round of Cubs over/under cause I'm pissed and bored and its still Feb,

What the Hell Else do we have to do??

1.Number of games played BEFORE Kwood makes a start: 13.5

2. Number of Games Dusty Manages : 161

3. Number of Starts Wood/Prior Make Combined: 39

4. Jacque Jones BA: .299

5. Juan Pierre SB: 49

6. Juan Pierre HR: 1.5

7. Ramirez Errors: 9

8. KWood Total Days on DL:27.5

9. Postseason Games Played by Cubs in 2006: 5

10. World Series Games Managed By Dusty over rest of career: 4