Murton needs a nickname.

We have ARam, Dlee, Big Z, Mad Dog....but Matt Murton is a mouthful and I have a feeling we're going to be saying/typing it a lot this year. Here's a few I had in mind.
Feel Free to make suggestions.

"he's not Holly"
"the anti Burnitz"
"Mean Matt Murton"
"Matty"
"Double M"

this one I actually like the best, it came from a dude named Brick, from online conversation today.

"MaMu"