Fire Corey Patterson!!!

Or trade him for that bag of Doritos we might be able to get for him... either way, I want him out of the pantry by the weekend.
Say what you want about the play in the top of the 8th, if he doesn't make the error in the 5th and/or he gets at least a single in the bot. of the 7th, then the play in the 8th doesn't matter.

2 wrongs plus one right does not a right make. (at least I think that's what Yoda once said)

Here it is:
Today's "Corey trade of the day": Patterson to Houston , Clemens to Chicago

Your thoughts???